I need to get jerkidiot to follow me. Or figure out how to make friends. We got things in common right? We both made posts that got stupidly popular and also are males, and breath…. I just feel like we’d make a good world taking over team. Or maybe we could just take over Europe, honestly depends if I get out of bed early enough that day.
We all know that feeling, vending machine
This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing.
how the fuck did they film that scene
they threw a radio at his face
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i went to starbucks to get a dirty chai (chai latte with espresso shots) but then i saw that oprah’s brand of chai donates to youth education so i decided to get that one and i ended up ordering a tall hot dirty oprah
agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.
you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich
How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?
She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!
OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH
first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both
next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it
now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on
by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition
Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich
You’re welcome, citizen
oh my god
im sorry im sorry i fucked up so bad by making this
play this at my funeral
can I buy this on itunes
THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents